In Response to “Facts” that are being generated on the Internet

I’ve become aware of particular declarations regarding myself that have begun to appear on the internet. I have seen some of them and have been both amused and bemused by their outlandish claims. I am a student of physics and not psychology, and therefore do not quite understand the purpose certain individuals have found in such activities. However, boys will be boys, or so I have heard through my interactions on the internet, so I am not affronted by these incredulous allegations and will light-heartedly accept their ridiculousness. Perhaps these one-liners will lead people to learn about the true Dustin by reading my poetry and my book that I shall write at some point in the distant future… Perchance, they will even become interested in quantum computing and the great benefits our society might one day reap from such inventions that have yet to be made. I will be very proud if I have something to do with these innovations.
Dustin Guenther