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Dear Non-existant readership,
I would like to make a formal appology to all of those who faithfully check my blog for a wonderful new, inspiring, and insightful entry. Because, as of late, they have been found to be lacking. The posts I mean...not the faithful readers...well, maybe those too...But now I'm insulting those who do check semi-frequently. If you are one of those, please believe me when I say I hold you in the higheset regard. Your faith in the lack of evidence, must be exceedingly great. You will make it far in this world, as long as you attach that faith onto appropriate things. Approriate things meaning of course, things that will not let down this wonderful, trusting faith, and things which are worth resting such faith upon. Of course, this blog does not fall within that catagory of things, but let's just forget about that for the moment... trust me...it will be fine...

So, last time we left our hero, he was neck deep in a mass of quantum goo that was slowly sucking all imaginative discourse from his neurons with it's interference waves. (How exactly do interference waves "suck"? )In the intervening time that we have had a word from our sponsor (otherwise known as Life, a very broad company that includes magazines, games, and breakfast cereals), our hero has graduated from school with much stress and little sleep. He has gotten an interesting summer job that keeps him occupied when he is bored (which actually is not often enough...). He has gotten to within 400,000 seconds of a massive shift in domestic life (commonly called marriage -- a contract that he is very eager to blissfully enter). He has moved to a wonderful, little apartment in uptown Whittier. He has started working on details about his Phd program in electrophysics at USC. And finally, he has started to talk about himself in third person on a blog that no one reads. He also promises to be more consistent about his blogging. At least once a month! ;-) Just don't expect anything in the next couple weeks. I'm going to be on a little trip with some girl I know.

So, for those of you who are still reading this unactive piece of the web, keep typing in the address...hope springs eternal. For the rest of you...you don't know what you are missing!!!

Your humble servant in Christ,
Dustin Guenther